“Did you press the stop button?” “No. Did you?” “No.”
#I just get the feeling #that Qui-Gon spent the first forty years or so of his afterlife#pinching the bridge of his nose and shaking his head in dismay at these two #like#”where did I go wrong?” #”how did they both end up so dumb?” #”what have I done to the universe?”
But at least they’re pretty.
Read the EU books and watch The Clone Wars if you want to see even MORE ridiculous hijinks involving these two blundering through near-death experiences because I mean what they hell they pretended to be cousins who were miners once and the first thing that happened was Anakin got beat up in the middle of the street by a MagnaGuard.
*video game boss the size of a skyscraper*
"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIGHT THIS THING"
*ten minutes later*
"that…was surprisingly easy."
*video game boss that is just normal dude with sword*
"ahhh this’ll probably be easy"
*ten hours later*
"fuck. shit. god. I can’t do this anymore. you’ve bested me. I will no longer play a game again. I have been disgraced."
*video game boss that is unarmed fat republican with cigar*
"Seriously I beat the guy with the sword are you kidding me."
*punches you into the sunset*
Someone sent me hi-fidelity shots of the scans (of course, they reformatted here, so here’s a link for everyone). Based on the closeups, it looks like we can confirm certain palettes as based on other characters. So, a revised list (plus Lucina!):
Blue, gold accents — default
Black, red accents — Joshua (distinct from his original red palette)
Green, gold accents — “green cavalier”, most likely Abel in this case
Black, gold accents — update: It’s CUAN. I realized it when I scrolled back through my likes and found the “updated char art” from FE4 duke-of-dozel posted
White, silver accents — Leif
Royal blue, white accent, light cape — Eliwood
Yellow, orange cape — Elincia (I honestly think this is a play on Marth’s ‘feminine’ appearance now that I think about it)
Royal blue, gold accent, purple cape — Roy
Blue/gold plates, red cape — default
Black/silver plates, gold cape — Greil
Red/white plates, tan cape — Zelgius
Black/gold plates, blue cape — Sigurd (the trim confirms it)
Green/white plates, green scarf/gold cape — Ike, who are you trying to be?
Brown/white plates, maroon cape — I’ve rethought this, and I think it might be a reference to this old thing
Black/white plates, dark scarf/red cape — together-we-ride convinced me, this is probably BK (although the pants scream Hector to me); one could also make an argument for Ashnard, tbh
Navy/white plates, white scarf/blue cape — Priam (a more direct connection than Chrom, same color scheme. Thanks theonlytoner for pointing that out)
Robin (a lot of options for these)
Black with purple trim — Male Tactician
Black with purple trim — Female Tactician
Green hair, green robe — your choice: “green cavalier” (Abel, Alec, Oscar, etc.) or Ryan
Red hair, red robe, black trim — Anna, Celica, or “red cavalier” (Cecille is the only female who also has red armor, male analogs are Kieran, Cain, etc.)
Light blue hair, blue robe — Geoffrey (RD version)
Blonde hair, gold robe — Eyvel
Black hair, white robe, red trim — White mage! seems to be a reference to the old FF days, back when Square (just Square, mind you) brought the legendary fantasy series to life
Pink hair, pink robe — Serra
Lucina (these were hard)
Blue hair, blue cape/accents — default
Green hair, purple cape/accents — roughly similar to Palla; update: Nowi fits (so does Cecilia [thanks acupfullofsynthen])
Pale red hair, black cape/accents — Cherche
Red hair, white armor — Titania
Green hair, pink cape — Tiki
Brown hair, yellow armor, white cape — Mist
Black hair, black cape, gold trim — Tharja (I actually snorted at this one)
grey-purple hair, purple cape — this looks like a Morph. Sonia? could also make a case for Ilyana
Tell me of any mistakes you think I might have made, if you figure out one of the unknowns, or if any of the costumes seem a bit more ambiguous.
The hype is real.
The Red hair/White Armor Lucina skin also looks something like Cordelia, and the last grey-purple one looks a bit like Sumia as well. Just a thought.
The brown hair with white and yellow armor one also looks a little bit like Beatrix from FF9 and that makes me more than a little pumped.
poor kitten has a cold and can’t stop sneezing
rock the fuck out little cat
micro-concussions are a long term consequence to a short term head-bang. is this the kind of fun you want? don’t you want to enjoy your retirement?
Batch of collabs between Tusia and I
Lineart by http://radical—-dreamer.tumblr.com/
Colors by me
white mages be like
whereas scholar be all
meanwhile the pld
Annnnnnd the dragoon jumps into 3 aoes…..
brd life best life can’t stop won’t stop
DID SOMEONE SAY FLARE???
JESUS CHRIST SORA
I miss Star Wars: The Old Republic. I love FFXIV, but I miss all of my characters, and I really want to finish the stories I never got to finish.
I can’t sub for 2 MMOs consistently, let alone play them both, though. I also have 0 friends on my SWTOR server except for femstef, who also misses SWTOR, whereas I have a whole bunch of friends on FFXIV.
FFXIV is overall a better game… I just miss the stories in SWTOR. Jeez.
I’ll probably buy a month during the next double EXP event to see if I can’t plow through some more story content.
Being good to each other is so important, guys.
Wow, that took an unexpected turn.